“will u marry me?”
I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.
So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND
HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
NICK P L E A S E
halloween should be 1 week long
@myself what the fuck are you doing
Teacher: Have you ever made an essay copied from Wikipedia?