zootedboy:

sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.

charminbear:

phone calls are the most terrifying thing in the world

olivertwix:

death-by-lulz:

DO WE CALL A PLUMBER OR AN ELECTRICIAN

yes.

nicolegendary:

hell-born-rising-demon:

dolofang:

klartie:

when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds

girls always share beds. and covers and clothes and food and personal space. sometimes even bathrooms

Girls share everything.

#girls dont believe in no homo #all da homo #dont give a fuck.

frlcker:

I want to kiss you but I also want to light you on fire at the same time

nonelikerae:

Do you want to create an emotionally stable life together and adopt a dog or nah.

kawaiigod:

girl: he cheated on me

me: then break up with him

girl: but-

me: bye

ostolero:

date ideas

  • garlic bread

poopflow:

trying to watch something online and it keeps buffering 

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contraspero:

2000. by Santiago Tamayo Soler on Flickr.