sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.
phone calls are the most terrifying thing in the world
when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds
girls always share beds. and covers and clothes and food and personal space. sometimes even bathrooms
Girls share everything.
I want to kiss you but I also want to light you on fire at the same time
Do you want to create an emotionally stable life together and adopt a dog or nah.
girl: he cheated on me
me: then break up with him
- garlic bread
trying to watch something online and it keeps buffering